The Groom of the Stool or Stole

Yes another hard to believe story about the “British Royals” and their sordid and disgusting history of ruling over people.

There even an Wikipedia page for this fact in case readers are confused or skeptical;

The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: “Groom of the King’s Close Stool”) was the most intimate of an English monarch’s courtiers, responsible for assisting the king in the performance of the bodily functions of excretion and ablution.